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"Abortion shows that some people are willing to kill for sex, and AIDS shows that some are willing to die for it."

"When you meet anyone, remember it is a holy encounter. As you see him you will see yourself, as you think of him you will think of yourself. Never forget this, for in him you will find yourself or lose yourself."
--Anonymous

"If you're not living on the edge, then you're taking up too much space."

"When one door closes, another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully open the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us."
--Alexander Graham Bell

"A hard day's work wouldn't kill anybody, but why take chances?"
--Charlie McCarthy

"Simplicity is the last step of art and the beginning of nature. Be soft, yet not yielding; firm, yet not hard."
--Bruce Lee

"I'm sick and tired of having to rearrange my life because of what the STUPIDEST people *might* do or how they *might* react."
--Bill Maher

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT's relativity."
--Albert Einstein

"The other day, I dreamed that I was at the Gates of Heaven, and St. Peter said, `Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here.'"
--Mother Teresa